The 5 hour Pork Shoulder & The Girl from Ipanema’s arse……(go figure)

    “They will be ready…..when they are ready…..com-pree-hendo”? the faux Mexican accent was abit weird…. Chef balled her fist and playfully sunk it knuckles first into my sternum, her play-fighting was most men’s street brawling. That fucking hurt but my 21-year-old ego fueled by plentiful and erratic hormones refused to show the pain of… Read More The 5 hour Pork Shoulder & The Girl from Ipanema’s arse……(go figure)

Pork Stroganoff with Oyster & Shiitake…….. my tricky Russian phase..

Dave leaned closer, narrowed his eyes and delivered his long held and fiercely defended mantra……….. “You can’t learn from a fucking book………..you can only ‘know stuff’………without tactile experience you’re just taking information on board. Take Karate for example, I bought the book ‘Karate – Kill people with a Single Punch’ and all I learned how to do… Read More Pork Stroganoff with Oyster & Shiitake…….. my tricky Russian phase..

Brooklynn-Cut Tomahawk pork…& how to hold a deadly blade

The body fell from Lawrence’s shoulder onto the block with a depressing thud, it had already seen the blade postmortem, it was halved ‘North to South’*, head removed and feet already boiling down in a large grey vat………… Lawrence handed me the knife and told me to familiarise myself with its weight, feel and temper. I… Read More Brooklynn-Cut Tomahawk pork…& how to hold a deadly blade