Spoon carve-able Shoulder of Lamb……. and stealing boats

When you attempt to steal a boat there are two fundamentals that are critical to success – number one – make sure you have a professional crook with you and number two –  make sure you’re sober. Neil wasn’t a professional crook and neither of us were sober. “Steal a boat” “What”? “Steal a boat”… Read More Spoon carve-able Shoulder of Lamb……. and stealing boats

Cabrito & firey corn salsa

“It’s Goat” “It’s fucking what”?!! “It’s Goat…well parts of a goat….I’m not sure exactly which parts though” “Goat….like in Baaahhhaahhha?..not lamb or beef…horny goat”!? “Yeah, lung and liver aswell most likely, they eat it here by the tonne….. and goats don’t go ‘Baaahhhaahhha’ its more Naaaahhhaahh, more nasally” “Your focus on bovine noise making in… Read More Cabrito & firey corn salsa